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Stumpy the Dolphin has an accident... and gets wound up in the national fall of the press ... we would like Winter the Dolphin to star as Stumpy with Dusty Limits in the forthcoming video...

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stumpfucker

it's a standard evening
(la la la la la la) (1)
it's a standard evening
(la la la la la la) (2)
it's a standard evening
(la la la la la la) (3,4)
it's a standard evening
(la la la la la la) (5,6,7,8)

aaiiiiiiiiiii!
she was a great big beautiful girl
great big beautiful girl
She was a friend of (stump)
Friend of Annie (fucker)
she was a friend of
Annie Sprinkle
and I (stump)
read about her (fucker)
in the tabloids

it's a standard evening
(la la la la la la)
it's a standard evening
(la la la la la la)
it's a standard evening
(la la la la la la)
it's a standard evening
(la la la la la la)

ohhhhhhhhhh!
she had a deformity
didn't use it with any conformity
that i could see
she had a stump
that's right she had a stump
you know it wasn't too sweet - more like a piece of meat
she had a thing that wasn't really a leg
it was a piece of flesh it was attached to her knee
and it was the only way that she could get off
i used to hear them late at night
i used to hear them in the back room
she's be fucking men in the rump with her stump
that's the way you make a man scream
they go - oh oh oh - ah - ah -ah ahh - ah -ahh ah urgh!
when you fuck rump with your stump
whoo-hoo ah - ah ahh - ah -ahh ah argh!
oh that friend of Annie's, man, she was something else
i use to get so excited when i watched her
i would go in to the bathroom
and find myself something wooden
and fuck myself too-ooh ooh ooh ooooh

it's a standard ..
(evening paper - get it all here - evening paper)
... evening
it's a standard....
do it again but not that much
... evening

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from Situationist Normal: a collection of lies, hearsay and truths of an inconvenient nature, released September 15, 2011
Stumpy the Dolphin Story written by Erreth Sondabeng - read by Dusty Limits

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