Situationist Normal: a collection of lies, hearsay and truths of an inconvenient nature

by anarchistwood

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The limited (300 copies in the world) vinyl release of second album from anarchistwood, finally bringing you the sounds you didn't know you were waiting for and may not be able to get out of your mind - you have been warned...
Please buy Vinyl from the website - punkvert.tv/music-merch

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released September 15, 2011

Situationist Normal - A Collection of Lies, Hearsay and Truths of an Inconvenient Nature ExGr8LP5

The 'wood completed the majority of their recordings under the careful hand of Stuart Crossland at ArtSpace Studios Brixton, some at the Shed Studio and loving touches at the Labiatory, London
Guest artists include Larry Love of Alabama 3, Dusty Limits, Handsum Pete, Yamashiro Yukiharu, Johnny Fistfuck Deluxe, Plinth's Emmet O' Riabhaigh and Tomas Antona, vocalist of Alice Donut. Mixed by Luther Blissett, mastered by Kramer and cut by Max Quirk at Only Vinyl in Cricklewood. Digital version mastered by Max Quirk.
Album Art Work Punkvert, back cover photo by Bonnie Baker.
Produced by Erreth Sondabeng & anarchistwood for Ex Gratia Recordings.

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Track Name: mouse
VERSE
Dirty bunny shake your tail
slide around and leave a trail
tweak your nipples
freak your hips
wind and grind
and pout your lips

Get all the lookers
Don't be shy
Let them scream 'hooker!'
Just don't cry

MiD8
wind them in
tractor beam
now squirt those fuckers in the eye
2, 3, 4

CHORUS
My Mouse! you are so beautiful
My Mouse! feed on their shame
My Mouse!
Housewife's choice
Find your voice find your voice

VERSE
Dirty bunny find your hole
dig a little deeper and find your soul
flick your foam
on a mobile phone
sphincter tight
bruise it right
sphincter tight
bruise it right
2, 3, 4

VERSE
Dirty Bunny going home
get away from the screams and moans
slip into white
and wash off the shite
Comforted by your release
you can do just as you please

All you cat callers
Shrunken in your tents
No ballers
Karma's spent.

OUTRO
none of you pussies can beat the mouse
x3

your quiet smile
Track Name: eat the rich
Eat the Rich

Paying the mortgage. not too clever
Towing the line. for ever and ever
standing in a queue? well it's up to you
the shit that you eat - you swallow down a treat

CHoRUS
the stars are shining
wake up wake up wake up wake up
the sun is rising
wake up wake up wake up wake up
thar's enough gold in them thar hills
for a million to wake up - a billion to wake up
Get up

the train on the track goes clickety clack
you're hanging like meat on a state infused rack
the shows that you view - They're Not True!
and the shit that you eat you gobble down a treat

CHoRUS

Break
wake up sleepy head
this ain't no time for sleeping
this ain't no time for dreaming
the time is NOW!

Larry
when you bite the bullet i hope your teeth fall out
may the vigilante hunt your dentist down
i hope your jar of beluga caviar be empty
i hope your business fail and your dog goes insane
the cat on the corner is ready to break
and to enter

Marching with the powder - you got a limp dick
and If you lie with the dragon your on the wrong trip
you support an economy that you're too blind to see
just look at the c.i.a. and all the games they play
Track Name: stumpfucker
stumpfucker

it's a standard evening
(la la la la la la) (1)
it's a standard evening
(la la la la la la) (2)
it's a standard evening
(la la la la la la) (3,4)
it's a standard evening
(la la la la la la) (5,6,7,8)

aaiiiiiiiiiii!
she was a great big beautiful girl
great big beautiful girl
She was a friend of (stump)
Friend of Annie (fucker)
she was a friend of
Annie Sprinkle
and I (stump)
read about her (fucker)
in the tabloids

it's a standard evening
(la la la la la la)
it's a standard evening
(la la la la la la)
it's a standard evening
(la la la la la la)
it's a standard evening
(la la la la la la)

ohhhhhhhhhh!
she had a deformity
didn't use it with any conformity
that i could see
she had a stump
that's right she had a stump
you know it wasn't too sweet - more like a piece of meat
she had a thing that wasn't really a leg
it was a piece of flesh it was attached to her knee
and it was the only way that she could get off
i used to hear them late at night
i used to hear them in the back room
she's be fucking men in the rump with her stump
that's the way you make a man scream
they go - oh oh oh - ah - ah -ah ahh - ah -ahh ah urgh!
when you fuck rump with your stump
whoo-hoo ah - ah ahh - ah -ahh ah argh!
oh that friend of Annie's, man, she was something else
i use to get so excited when i watched her
i would go in to the bathroom
and find myself something wooden
and fuck myself too-ooh ooh ooh ooooh

it's a standard ..
(evening paper - get it all here - evening paper)
... evening
it's a standard....
do it again but not that much
... evening
Track Name: this is a makeover
you look pretty
a make and do
you can use your goo
you ask me questions and I'll lie
you'll put a gherkin in my eye

why not take a seat below x4

you look good

wow
Track Name: vertigo
Vertigo

Life's a beach!
And then you marry one.
The cry of every sand flea

The leads don't reach!
And then you daisychain.
The engineer's lament.

The words have no meaning.
and then you turn it up.
The volume knob is King.

Shake my sensations
Feel my inner core
Break it out deep and dirty
Make the sounds you made before.
C'mon make the sounds you made before
Break it out deep and dirty
Make the sounds you made before

Getting mugged on the bendy bus
There's a bunch of cunts selling crack on at the back
Everyone hides their weakest spot
Ladies with their knees pressed tight
Geezers in chains looking for a fight

Social Disorder in an unkempt way
The route belies the attraction
for the stop! of the hubbub
for a scream! of shock!

Squawking disability ramp slides onto the floor
just beyond the reach of the curb
and there's a cripple on the bus
and could you get that cripple off the bus
could somebody get that cripple off the bus
I don't want to make a fuss but...
I gotta go places,
I gotta get home - i gotta watch me some TV

Day time TV
All those rotten chat shows
tell all your troubles to gormless world
Confront your X-cunt
Make their toes curl

A scum studded audience looks at you in awe
'Cos you're something special now
Not just the whore from next door

You're a TV personality
You're a TV personality
That's a joke
You're a TV personality?
What's the punchline?

Shake my sensations
Feel my inner core
Break it out deep and dirty
Make the sounds you made before.
C'mon make the sounds you made before
Break it out deep and dirty
Make the sounds you made before
Break it out Break it out Break it out

I got vertigo.
Track Name: horse
horse

mama shook the flavour
through all your beans and peas
close on the savour
better find your Qs and Ps
for it's dinner time
round the table
you're not born in a stable
yet you live like the lord

CHoRUS
full and fresh
sleepy. not hollow
who do you follow? Uh?
mama this time

babies laugh
and old men whine
who was right?
mama, this time
when you're late
mama's on time
tell that to your leader
or find another excuse

CHoRUS

one of 9
top of the pile
canter into a new day
little horse
sit up sharp on your saddle
hard as avalon
the path you travel on
wax my whiskers
i'm splendid in the fall
taking no blame

CHoRUS
and again
dance monkey dance
sing fucker sing
dance monkey dance
sing fucker sing

little girls dance
and big girls grind
who was right?
mama this time
when you're late
mama's on time
cos i was here before ya
Track Name: typical henry
TYPICAL HENRY

VERSE
when the nails around you start to scrape and fall
and henry explodes in your mind

and your starving mother's chained up to the wall
and the angels speak through her cries

CHORUS
let me go
let it go
let it go henry
let me go
it's typical
typical henry

VERSE
and henry always comes when you call
bears witness to a sign

and the bodies start to pile up in the hall
with the rapture in their eyes

CHORUS

Middle 8

CHORUS

mash it up mash it up henry
mash it up mash it up now

mash it up mash it up henry
mash it up mash it up now

mash it up mash it up henry
mash it up mash it up now
Track Name: mozart deluxe
I'm not too sure about Mozart, in fact i think he's a lot of guff.
by the time I've heard one of his melodies, I've really had enough.
His widdles and diddles are not really music
but more so exercises of the wrist
of the type of onanastic love where the one lover is not kissed

His frilly poppy shilly shally to me ears soon brings a blister
and i wonder if far better guff sallied out of his more talented sister

But everyone loves Wolfie; he's just so easy to access
And it's rather a spot of jolly luck that he wore trousers and not a dress
However then again he's perfect, when trolling around the shops,
Waiting on hold on the telephone, or repelling thugs from night bus stops.

Though Mozart is one composer whom I truly could adore
If he'd merely written his requiem and satisfied, written nothing more
Track Name: what comes next - morning star
what comes next?

got no taste
what a waste
all that flash
leather and lace
polka dots
skulls there's lots
animal print
that's not been shot

Drunks fake punks
ligger ligger ligger

Frying in fat
you dirty rat
pay to play
you aint all that
pie and mash
to fill your gash
dress like you wanna
be in the Clash

gotta lotta face
too much to lose
pity you're sittin
wallowing in booze
dread on your shoulder
you're getting older
mortal depression
crass expression

You failed at school
to keep your cool
You're not an outsider
moped rider
We need status
for you to rate us
magazine culture?
You hover like a vulture...

Morning Star...

intro/mid8
I fell out of Love.
I fell out of Love..
I fell out of Love...
I fell out of Love? No!
I fell out of Love? (Hay! you fall out of love?)
NO you fell out of favour

chorus
O morning Star
When you're in Hell you won't fall far.
O morning Star
When you're in Hell you won't go far.

I fell out of Love
I fell out of Love
it was a fell day
it was a felony
when i fell out love
(hay you fall out of love?)
No! I fell out of favour
o morning star

verse
Buzzing in my pocket
is your heartbeat so wild
you text your sex electro
In the Noughtie/Nineties style

The night throws sodium
Way up in the sky
and a million Luciferians
Around my head they fly.

o morning star

threatening the scene with your black and white
it could be day or night
it could be day or night
morning star
Track Name: staggerfactor
staggerfactor

here's a little tale of caution
when you want to go the extra mile
well we've seen you look all cocky now
with your soho boho smile
said you can take anything
throw it down not up
well we've seen you in another light now
you cheeky. little. pup

hey twisted mister
you're a total wreck
with your legs wrapped round your
scrawny little neck
you're face down now
in a plastic bag
just like your dad
just like your dad

CHoRUS
bennies, ludes and beans
staggerfactor staggerfactor
rinsing out your spleen
staggerfactor staggerfactor
push start vans
shotgun cans
staggerfactor yeah!

mix a mate lets have it all
break the hinges off the door
push the limits
test the best
everyone knows drummers are whores
everyone knows drummers are whores

too many beans
i'll be your wet dream
staggerfactor
oh oh

hey twisted mister
you're a total wreck
you fuckin wreck
and i'm a wreck
sex

david B's got a staggerfactor
OAP got a staggerfactor
NPD got a staggerfactor
and handsum pete's got a staggerfactor too
(alright my lovelies)

you're hot on the bennies
can you give me any?
staggerfactor
oh oh

hey twisted mister
you're a total wreck
you fuckin wreck
and your house is a mess
death

Clem NZ B's got a staggerfactor
dirty nozomi's got a staggerfactor
candiflip's got a staggerfactor
and my cock's got a staggerfactor too