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Situationist Normal: a collection of lies, hearsay and truths of an inconvenient nature

by anarchistwood

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sixteen men 00:50
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mouse 03:15
VERSE Dirty bunny shake your tail slide around and leave a trail tweak your nipples freak your hips wind and grind and pout your lips Get all the lookers Don't be shy Let them scream 'hooker!' Just don't cry MiD8 wind them in tractor beam now squirt those fuckers in the eye 2, 3, 4 CHORUS My Mouse! you are so beautiful My Mouse! feed on their shame My Mouse! Housewife's choice Find your voice find your voice VERSE Dirty bunny find your hole dig a little deeper and find your soul flick your foam on a mobile phone sphincter tight bruise it right sphincter tight bruise it right 2, 3, 4 VERSE Dirty Bunny going home get away from the screams and moans slip into white and wash off the shite Comforted by your release you can do just as you please All you cat callers Shrunken in your tents No ballers Karma's spent. OUTRO none of you pussies can beat the mouse x3 your quiet smile
3.
eat the rich 04:32
Eat the Rich Paying the mortgage. not too clever Towing the line. for ever and ever standing in a queue? well it's up to you the shit that you eat - you swallow down a treat CHoRUS the stars are shining wake up wake up wake up wake up the sun is rising wake up wake up wake up wake up thar's enough gold in them thar hills for a million to wake up - a billion to wake up Get up the train on the track goes clickety clack you're hanging like meat on a state infused rack the shows that you view - They're Not True! and the shit that you eat you gobble down a treat CHoRUS Break wake up sleepy head this ain't no time for sleeping this ain't no time for dreaming the time is NOW! Larry when you bite the bullet i hope your teeth fall out may the vigilante hunt your dentist down i hope your jar of beluga caviar be empty i hope your business fail and your dog goes insane the cat on the corner is ready to break and to enter Marching with the powder - you got a limp dick and If you lie with the dragon your on the wrong trip you support an economy that you're too blind to see just look at the c.i.a. and all the games they play
4.
stumpfucker 04:52
stumpfucker it's a standard evening (la la la la la la) (1) it's a standard evening (la la la la la la) (2) it's a standard evening (la la la la la la) (3,4) it's a standard evening (la la la la la la) (5,6,7,8) aaiiiiiiiiiii! she was a great big beautiful girl great big beautiful girl She was a friend of (stump) Friend of Annie (fucker) she was a friend of Annie Sprinkle and I (stump) read about her (fucker) in the tabloids it's a standard evening (la la la la la la) it's a standard evening (la la la la la la) it's a standard evening (la la la la la la) it's a standard evening (la la la la la la) ohhhhhhhhhh! she had a deformity didn't use it with any conformity that i could see she had a stump that's right she had a stump you know it wasn't too sweet - more like a piece of meat she had a thing that wasn't really a leg it was a piece of flesh it was attached to her knee and it was the only way that she could get off i used to hear them late at night i used to hear them in the back room she's be fucking men in the rump with her stump that's the way you make a man scream they go - oh oh oh - ah - ah -ah ahh - ah -ahh ah urgh! when you fuck rump with your stump whoo-hoo ah - ah ahh - ah -ahh ah argh! oh that friend of Annie's, man, she was something else i use to get so excited when i watched her i would go in to the bathroom and find myself something wooden and fuck myself too-ooh ooh ooh ooooh it's a standard .. (evening paper - get it all here - evening paper) ... evening it's a standard.... do it again but not that much ... evening
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you look pretty a make and do you can use your goo you ask me questions and I'll lie you'll put a gherkin in my eye why not take a seat below x4 you look good wow
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vertigo 06:04
Vertigo Life's a beach! And then you marry one. The cry of every sand flea The leads don't reach! And then you daisychain. The engineer's lament. The words have no meaning. and then you turn it up. The volume knob is King. Shake my sensations Feel my inner core Break it out deep and dirty Make the sounds you made before. C'mon make the sounds you made before Break it out deep and dirty Make the sounds you made before Getting mugged on the bendy bus There's a bunch of cunts selling crack on at the back Everyone hides their weakest spot Ladies with their knees pressed tight Geezers in chains looking for a fight Social Disorder in an unkempt way The route belies the attraction for the stop! of the hubbub for a scream! of shock! Squawking disability ramp slides onto the floor just beyond the reach of the curb and there's a cripple on the bus and could you get that cripple off the bus could somebody get that cripple off the bus I don't want to make a fuss but... I gotta go places, I gotta get home - i gotta watch me some TV Day time TV All those rotten chat shows tell all your troubles to gormless world Confront your X-cunt Make their toes curl A scum studded audience looks at you in awe 'Cos you're something special now Not just the whore from next door You're a TV personality You're a TV personality That's a joke You're a TV personality? What's the punchline? Shake my sensations Feel my inner core Break it out deep and dirty Make the sounds you made before. C'mon make the sounds you made before Break it out deep and dirty Make the sounds you made before Break it out Break it out Break it out I got vertigo.
7.
horse 04:32
horse mama shook the flavour through all your beans and peas close on the savour better find your Qs and Ps for it's dinner time round the table you're not born in a stable yet you live like the lord CHoRUS full and fresh sleepy. not hollow who do you follow? Uh? mama this time babies laugh and old men whine who was right? mama, this time when you're late mama's on time tell that to your leader or find another excuse CHoRUS one of 9 top of the pile canter into a new day little horse sit up sharp on your saddle hard as avalon the path you travel on wax my whiskers i'm splendid in the fall taking no blame CHoRUS and again dance monkey dance sing fucker sing dance monkey dance sing fucker sing little girls dance and big girls grind who was right? mama this time when you're late mama's on time cos i was here before ya
8.
TYPICAL HENRY VERSE when the nails around you start to scrape and fall and henry explodes in your mind and your starving mother's chained up to the wall and the angels speak through her cries CHORUS let me go let it go let it go henry let me go it's typical typical henry VERSE and henry always comes when you call bears witness to a sign and the bodies start to pile up in the hall with the rapture in their eyes CHORUS Middle 8 CHORUS mash it up mash it up henry mash it up mash it up now mash it up mash it up henry mash it up mash it up now mash it up mash it up henry mash it up mash it up now
9.
I'm not too sure about Mozart, in fact i think he's a lot of guff. by the time I've heard one of his melodies, I've really had enough. His widdles and diddles are not really music but more so exercises of the wrist of the type of onanastic love where the one lover is not kissed His frilly poppy shilly shally to me ears soon brings a blister and i wonder if far better guff sallied out of his more talented sister But everyone loves Wolfie; he's just so easy to access And it's rather a spot of jolly luck that he wore trousers and not a dress However then again he's perfect, when trolling around the shops, Waiting on hold on the telephone, or repelling thugs from night bus stops. Though Mozart is one composer whom I truly could adore If he'd merely written his requiem and satisfied, written nothing more
10.
what comes next? got no taste what a waste all that flash leather and lace polka dots skulls there's lots animal print that's not been shot Drunks fake punks ligger ligger ligger Frying in fat you dirty rat pay to play you aint all that pie and mash to fill your gash dress like you wanna be in the Clash gotta lotta face too much to lose pity you're sittin wallowing in booze dread on your shoulder you're getting older mortal depression crass expression You failed at school to keep your cool You're not an outsider moped rider We need status for you to rate us magazine culture? You hover like a vulture... Morning Star... intro/mid8 I fell out of Love. I fell out of Love.. I fell out of Love... I fell out of Love? No! I fell out of Love? (Hay! you fall out of love?) NO you fell out of favour chorus O morning Star When you're in Hell you won't fall far. O morning Star When you're in Hell you won't go far. I fell out of Love I fell out of Love it was a fell day it was a felony when i fell out love (hay you fall out of love?) No! I fell out of favour o morning star verse Buzzing in my pocket is your heartbeat so wild you text your sex electro In the Noughtie/Nineties style The night throws sodium Way up in the sky and a million Luciferians Around my head they fly. o morning star threatening the scene with your black and white it could be day or night it could be day or night morning star
11.
yuki's night 04:20
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staggerfactor here's a little tale of caution when you want to go the extra mile well we've seen you look all cocky now with your soho boho smile said you can take anything throw it down not up well we've seen you in another light now you cheeky. little. pup hey twisted mister you're a total wreck with your legs wrapped round your scrawny little neck you're face down now in a plastic bag just like your dad just like your dad CHoRUS bennies, ludes and beans staggerfactor staggerfactor rinsing out your spleen staggerfactor staggerfactor push start vans shotgun cans staggerfactor yeah! mix a mate lets have it all break the hinges off the door push the limits test the best everyone knows drummers are whores everyone knows drummers are whores too many beans i'll be your wet dream staggerfactor oh oh hey twisted mister you're a total wreck you fuckin wreck and i'm a wreck sex david B's got a staggerfactor OAP got a staggerfactor NPD got a staggerfactor and handsum pete's got a staggerfactor too (alright my lovelies) you're hot on the bennies can you give me any? staggerfactor oh oh hey twisted mister you're a total wreck you fuckin wreck and your house is a mess death Clem NZ B's got a staggerfactor dirty nozomi's got a staggerfactor candiflip's got a staggerfactor and my cock's got a staggerfactor too

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The limited (300 copies in the world) vinyl release of second album from anarchistwood, finally bringing you the sounds you didn't know you were waiting for and may not be able to get out of your mind - you have been warned...
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released September 15, 2011

Situationist Normal - A Collection of Lies, Hearsay and Truths of an Inconvenient Nature ExGr8LP5

The 'wood completed the majority of their recordings under the careful hand of Stuart Crossland at ArtSpace Studios Brixton, some at the Shed Studio and loving touches at the Labiatory, London
Guest artists include Larry Love of Alabama 3, Dusty Limits, Handsum Pete, Yamashiro Yukiharu, Johnny Fistfuck Deluxe, Plinth's Emmet O' Riabhaigh and Tomas Antona, vocalist of Alice Donut. Mixed by Luther Blissett, mastered by Kramer and cut by Max Quirk at Only Vinyl in Cricklewood. Digital version mastered by Max Quirk.
Album Art Work Punkvert, back cover photo by Bonnie Baker.
Produced by Erreth Sondabeng & anarchistwood for Ex Gratia Recordings.

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